this evening in girl's cabin something idk

[ediblecomplex]

[a 100% totally legit psychology major is preparing for her cruelty-free beauty sleep]

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[megatrollomaniac]

[was that an evil laugh or just your overactive social justice imagination?]

[ediblecomplex]

[SURELY IT WAS JUST MY IMAGINATION

but slooowly looking out the window just in case]

[megatrollomaniac]

[too bad this window has a giant eye in it]

Dearest.

[ediblecomplex]

[shriek]

--you!

[megatrollomaniac]

Cheerful and as charming as usual, I see.

[ediblecomplex]

Go away. I'll deal with you tomorrow when I picket the false White House.

[megatrollomaniac]

Ah, is that how it is. So disappointing.

And here I thought justice never rests.

[ediblecomplex]

Justice needs to be in peak condition to deal with obvious tyranny.

[megatrollomaniac]

And to think I even considered you have such fortitude.

[ediblecomplex]

I have fortitude!

[megatrollomaniac]

[why is there mooing coming from your yard.]

...

[ediblecomplex]

And you leave that cow alone!

[megatrollomaniac]

[glancing very slowly, very ominously over]

Ah, so that's where my loyal second in command ran off to.

[ediblecomplex]

Stay away from it. You've done enough damage!

[megatrollomaniac]

...

[and then it wandered over and peed on my foot]

[ediblecomplex]

[.......]


...well, yes. Good! Fight back, nature!

[megatrollomaniac]

[ENRAGED SNARL AND IS JUST ABOUT TO STOMP THE THING TO DEATH WHEN]

[megatrollomaniac]

[when suddenly the giant robot is gone and there's a small 'plop' noise as this drops on the ground]

[ediblecomplex]

[stares at it for a good minute before going out to poke at the pillow with a foot]

Another weird Camp thing....

--if I leave it out here... what if they made him into a martyr? And then started a hunt for the cow, strengthening the evil robot cause!

[ediblecomplex]

[....]






[dragging it inside and putting it in a corner]

[megatrollomaniac]

[covered in cow pee.]

[ediblecomplex]

[yes.]

[whatever tomorrow he'll get to go on an adventure inside a washing machine]