everything goes meme

[ediblecomplex]

Wendy and Britta are at a lot of comments and it's been months since I did one so it's meme time. Relationships/hot or not/favorite icons/WHATEVER. For Wendy, Britta, Hit Girl/Mindy, annnd Hardison.

ready set ask things

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[maythefourthbewithyou]

relationship meee

[maythefourthbewithyou]

... icon...

[ediblecomplex]

looking super fine there hunter

Uhh okay. Breeze is solidly Mindy's best friend! She loves Vanya a lot and she's essentially family, but Breeze is more of an equal and she can talk to her about p. much anything withouT worrying about sadness or judge-y looks. Plus that whole thing where they got in trouble for being idiots was pretty good bonding times. So Mindy is trying really, really hard to learn how to friendship for Breeze! What with the being dead for an extended period of time and the Fayz banner, Breeze has been having some BAD DAYS and Mindy's like... welp?? KILLING THINGS IS APPARENTLY NOT ALWAYS THE ANSWER, so she's eager to try more normal kid stuff that Breeze suggests because a. maybe it will make her month less shitty and b. SEE BREEZE I'M NOT HOMESCHOOLED OR WHATEVER!!

also Steve made a joke about Breeze being her girlfriend and she was like ??? what??? NO!!! and has decided to pretend that remark never happened because no help it's confusing and dumb

WENDY thinks Hunter is the greatest nerdy gingerbro. He's 100% adopted and she'd punch stuff in the face to keep him safe, which is why his recent TERRIBLE UPDATE has her worried about him. On some level she's always worried about him because he's young and his school is actually the worst, but his update sounded rough 8( She thinks he's got some hidden badass in him and he's competent at dealing with horrible things when they happen to him, but his coping mechanisms (not talking about things and then apparently ignoring them) are not super great and she does not approve. YOU'RE JUST A BABY, HUNTER, you can keep calm and pretend nothing is wrong ever when you're a grownup >( So she's relying on Hanna's brotalk and her fussing at him with games and movies and junk to help out. maybe. hopefully.

[fayzedandconfused]

crying

Breeze is like "I'M NOT GOING TO SAY ANYTHING" because she doesn't want it to get weird, but now Vanya knows so Breeze is prepared to say something if she thinks Vanya is going to ruin everything!!!

so on a scale of 1-10 how bad is Mindy going to freak out 8|

ALSO HUNTER WANTS HELP WITH ART STUFF FOR HIS PARTY, hollaaa

[ediblecomplex]

11? SHE JUST DOESN'T.... KNOW.... what that would even mean?? what are relationships? So it could be a freak out or just an abe simpson.gif moment of nope, IT DEPENDS!

AWW HUNTER she'll be delighted and then pretend she doesn't know him when he and hanna inevitably get drunk and embarrassing at the party

[maythefourthbewithyou]

AN EXCELLENT PLAN

[hotwings]

TOP FIVE CURRENT PROTESTS BRITTA IS RUNNING IN CAMP yes there we go that works, right?

[ediblecomplex]

1. TUESDAYS!!

2. CABIN ASSIGNMENTS tho she is going to counsel the fuck out of the kids in her assigned cabin, she refuses to live there until she decides it's cool. TAKE THAT, CAMP!

3. Robot presidencies

4. Treatment of the moogles

5. Something about the showers being vegetarian unfriendly

[hotwings]

you are living the dream, britta perry

[ediblecomplex]

ftr while jeff is looking for cell service britta is probably using all his nice shirts for cat beds

[hotwings]

oh that hurts him right in the calvin klein

[reachwithin]

I dunno man just write me a thing

ecard

something??

[ediblecomplex]

this is a placeholder comment while i search for a card that says "you were really amusing while high" and "congratulations on avoiding a feelings meltdown so far" at the same time

[ediblecomplex]

I WANT CARDS give me cards

[optimustic]

TALK TO ME ABOUT BRITTA AND GIANT ROBOTS.

[ediblecomplex]

I'm sorry I was distracted by your icon, hello james spader

BRITTA IS NOT A FAN! Except she loves arguing with Megatron and Optimus seems like a decent dude?? So in reality I guess she is secretly cool with them, shh. She's 100% convinced that Megatron and Optimus have a thing and that this messed up relationship is the root cause of a lot of their issues and thus is determined to poke at it! For science and because it is her duty as a licensed psych major. The only obstacle she can see is that in theory Optimus may just get up and walk away from their relationship therapy session, because she doesn't know him well enough to provoke him into arguing with her like she can Megatron 8( But w/e he's a justice warrior!! so maybe he'll do it for the sake of being an hero somehow.

SO GET READY FOR SOME THERAPY SESSIONS, OPTIMUS, and sorry if I make out with your weird enemyhusbandbro on accident.

[the_ex_in_excessive]

BRITTA AND WENDY ON ROXIE GOOOOOOOOO

How judgey are you of Roxie right now, Wendy. BE HONEST.

[ediblecomplex]

PRETTY DARN JUDGEY

She's assuming it's Ivy doing some kind of Batvillain thing and not Roxie's fault at all, but. Let's be real, Roxie's wearing a plant outfit and communing with nature, Wendy would be judging the hell out of that even if there wasn't henching for a supervillain involved. She's determined to help Roxie get out of this somehow even if it means hitting her over the head somehow and dragging her away from trees for the rest of the month. MEANWHILE she's taking care of the rabbits and the studio and probably blaring some whispery hipster rock really loudly while she has the has the place to herself.

Britta still disapproves of Roxie's CALLOUS ATTITUDE towards her therapy job, especially since she was clearly competent that one time she tried! She's also getting kind of tired of her attitude but it's comfortingly familiar? Britta so weirded out by all these people who think she's competent and nice that Roxie is like a breath of fresh, judgey air.

[the_ex_in_excessive]

Enjoy that hipster rock, Wendy Watson, because once Roxie's back to normal it's going to be miserable country music for the next couple days :|b

[ediblecomplex]

nooooooo

[noteworthy]

Relationship stuff for ours!

[ediblecomplex]

Mindy loves Vanya! Vanya's her sister and first real friend and she's loyal to her forever 100%. HOWEVER she's still kind of sore about Vanya telling everyone about how dumb Mindy and Breeze are because that probably goes against some kind of friend code 8( SHE'S NOT GETTING ANY SECRETS FOR A WHILE.

Meanwhile ha ha Wendy and Jade. Wendy cares about her a lot and she's definitely been adopted! MGA is terrible and she relates to Jade, so she's pretty protective of her. But she's recently discovered that Jade is really good at accidentally hitting her in her issues places, which makes convincing her that things are going to be okay kind of difficult. Wendy wants to make Jade's life better and is probably being extra attentive by making sure she gets invited to movie nights/random hangout times/generally checking up on her often, buuut still feels kind of like she's failing at responsible adulthood. SHE KNOWS JADE'S SMART and apparently going to let people help her with her problems, which is awesome! But Wendy's still going to worry about her 8(

[gemuineheroine]

TALK TO ME ABOUT WENDY AND RONAN.

[ediblecomplex]

She likes Ronan! Besides being snarky and smart he's also impressed her with how he's handled the barrier thing. THAT MUST TAKE A LOT, she had no doubt he is a hella impressive wizard and overall cool dude. However he's still a kid and she disapproves so hard of him being in charge of all this exhausting magical whatevers. He's stressed and freaked out and ugh no, this is the opposite of okay >/ The fact that he's admitted as much to her and hasn't gone NO WENDY GO AWAY I CAN HANDLE THINGS STOP IT means that she feels like she now has permission to go into full-on harassment mode. She'll give him advil and coffee and encouragement but is planning on going SO ABOUT THAT TRANSFER THING? and bugging him about his feelings and junk until he gets to pass out and take a minor vacation.

basically welcome to wendy's circle of dumb adopted teenagers! free motherhenning and feelings therapy through escapist entertainment and random foods 24/7

[inthemoodnow]

RELATIONSHIP ME, BRITTA 8DD

[ediblecomplex]

JACK IS GREAT

She's kind of unsure what that whole space travel thing is about? But she's heard some weird stuff during her stay and Jack's otherwise pretty normal and incredibly charming so she's just going to let it slide and not bring it up unless he does. Britta appreciates that he seems to be looking out for her! Even if it's totally unnecessary because she is an independent woman of today. Also yes he is very attractive and has good progressive opinions on things so she really does regret that no sex rule :(

[the_ex_in_xp]

Relationship memes!? I dunno, I like things...

[ediblecomplex]

Ramona is still suspiciously cool and helpful which Britta has just decided to roll with! UNSURE WHAT TO DO WITH FEMALE FRIENDS --> bond over cats and being hipsterish I guess?? She appreciates the fact that when Ramona calls her out on stuff she's nice about it and doesn't make too much of an effort to stop her. Thanks for letting me make poor decisions, friend!

Wendy is kind of unsure where she stands with Ramona right now after card things and other.. stuff... but she's distracted by October things, so is Ramona, and they're still making Elvis jokes so whatever! THINGS CAN WAIT. Or never be brought up at all nbd. The current mission of save Roxie from evil is higher priority and Wendy's really hoping it doesn't mess everything up because she's a Roxie/Ramona shipper and everything was going so well :(

[the_ex_in_xp]

Ramona still thinks Wendy is the coolest she just feels like her fuck ups are outweighing any good stuff she's got going on in their friendship, and is going the familiar Hanna Cross route of IF I DON'T BRING IT UP, IT MEANS IT'S FINE. She is not doing anything about it because she doesn't have close friends for that long period of time, so how do you even fix that, talking about things is the worst, maybe there's a time expiration date on these relationship things. That resignation sort of added to the fact that she's turning to Wendy for help about Roxie because Wendy has her shit together how could she not? But doesn't want to go into the details because personal! awkward! I probably sound petty for being upset that Ivy is badtouching my girlfriend and paranoid for being pretty sure my girlfriend is liking it. FEELINGS 8(

Also the longer the Roxie stays being evil the more likely Ramona is going to do something exceedingly stupid with regards to it so...oops, you'll probably be judging me a lot too, Wendy. Because right now she's doing the whole be patient find better alternatives while secretly getting her not-anywhere-cool-at-all batsuit for smashing eco-terrorist heads.

[pussyfortono]

RELATIONSHIP MEEEE

Wendy & Takeru

Hina & Britta.

[ediblecomplex]

HINA STILL CONFUSES BRITTA, what is this why is she being nice to me I don't understand. She's cool and nice and Britta's sort of expecting her to reveal she's secretly a bitch or something but! Until then they are friends and can bond over helping people.

Takeru! Wendy loves Takeru. Teaching him about new things!! is awesome and hilarious and she has mad respect for his stoic badassery. She was kind of worried about him after the dying and October shenanigans obviously gettin' him down! Takeru's not good at feelings and Wendy knows that can lead to Bad Things. After their last thread, though, she feels better! THEIR FRIENDSHIP HAS LEVELED UP, and she's more confident that he'll ask for support if he needs it and that she can help him.

[pussyfortono]

Hina thinks Britta is super awesome & wants to keep being friends with her ;a; bonding times forever, Britta

Ohgosh, Takeru trusts Wendy more now because she didn't just push him away when he needed a moment & leaned his forehead against her shoulder. He considers her a good friend, a really good friend & approaches her easily whenever he sees her. He thinks she's v. down to earth & practical & he respects those two things about her. Their friendship has super leveled up ;a;

[hacksoff]

why won't britta camp in the blanket fort

[ediblecomplex]

SHE'S ACTUALLY SLOWLY MOVING IN because troy and rico guilted her into it and it's cold outside 8( SO SHE'S PROBABLY JUST

sleeping on library chairs outside the fort

slowly moving closer to the fort until one day she's sleeping inside it

[fightingcargos]

hihi i would like relationships

ZEX for Wendy!

[actionpainting]

THEY REALLY SHOULD THREAD AGAIN since at this point ZEX is like. The most responsible adult Wendy knows. She values his opinions and cares about him a lot! And while she knows some slightly suspicious things about him (how about that mysterious past that apparently involved him being the terror of the galaxy) he's still spaceship mom. SHE DOESN'T WANT TO GET HIM INVOLVED IN THINGS in case of crisis situation, but would have vague feelings and sadfaces at him if she was feeling down 8( Because trust!! Also also spaceship mom.

[livingdeadpan]

ugh they should totally thread again he could dish about his crush on Action Doctor, Leo McCoy

WENDY AND ENRIQUE/PAOLO/RAISHINSHI

[actionpainting]

mccoy is a cutie, she'll understand

GENTLEMAN ZOMBIE IS THE BEST. So classy and easy to talk to and so good at not telling people things, what a guy. She's mostly over the sore feelings about having to share Hanna more because no Wendy that's dumb :/ And he's a solid addition to group activities! She's determined to be his friend and wants so much to make him think she's a good responsible awesome person. TRUST ME WITH STUFF, ZOMBIE, including your pop culture education. And now she feels sort of bad about being a zombie movie addict but what... can you do....

[boxcut]

HI BRITTA

[ediblecomplex]

Britta has no idea what she's doing with Jennifer anymore! SHE WANTS TO BEAT HER AT HER OWN GAME SO BAD. But also... help her come to terms with bad breakups and apparently dying? Whaaat. She's figured out that them getting along that one time was mostly Camp doing a thing BUT it was cool! She felt like they connected and maybe she made a difference 8(a And now she's sort of genuinely fond of Jennifer and invested in her well-being, whoops. NOT TO SAY SHE DOESN'T WANT TO OUT SNARK HER because she does! She wants to win all their conversations ever. But now their relationship isn't all about competing anymore and this is weird.

ALSO she's failing at planning a party but Jennifer will probably get like

a cheesy paper skeleton card thing that says HAPPY ANNIVERSARY and a hat Britta knitted just for her

[crisscrossing]

ANYTHING

[ediblecomplex]

[crisscrossing]

yes

that about sums things up